An Asteroid is Drilling My Supermassive Ass

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An Asteroid is Drilling My Supermassive Ass A new experimental video featuring dirty anal masturbation and hot play with fresh poop and a rod stained with fragrant feces. "- Witness a galactic cataclysm due to the birth of a fecal supernova." - "Fecal?" - "Yes, my dark matter body is literally giving birth to a massive supernova after colliding with an unknown elongated asteroid." - "But you were poking around in your hot ass with this 'rod,' so what? Are you going to tell me that this 'asteroid-rod' took control of you (ahem, your dark matter) and gave birth to a rotating black hole that forms your mouth?" - "Hey, how did you figure that out so quickly?!"XD