Planet Colonization with a Surprise!

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Planet Colonization with a Surprise! Boo, scared? Don't be afraid, it's just your friendly scat neighbor getting ready to conquer other planets with you <3 Places are strictly limited, nothing is required of you, you will receive everything you need to colonize new planets right before departure.... You ask when the expedition starts? Right now, just get on my starship and get everything you need for sustenance from me. A high-nutrient cocktail straight from my dirty ass. You ask where I will fly? Don't worry, I am a spectral entity and will watch you right from orbit, while you devour my nutritious delicacy with both cheeks. 3...2...1.....